Rajasthani SMS


Murgiyo ke sabhi Farm me ek Baar Inspection ke liye
Inspector aaya”

Inspector:” Tum Murgiyo ko kya khilate ho ??

Punjabi maalik : Ji makka

Inspector:” Kharab Khana, Ise Giriftaar karlo..

Bengali Maalik:” Chaawal

Inspector:” Galat Khana , Ise Bhi Giriftaar karlo..

Ab marwari ki baari aayi, Vo bahut Darr gaya tha

Fir marwari Darte Darte Bole:” jii mhare toh 5-5 rupiya de deva ha sab ne jo khano hove kha leve hai” :P ;-)) :D

A friend randomly texted me, “Chutthiya hai Kya”.

Main pehli toh bohot gussa hoyego pher dhyan mein ayo ki bicharo holiday ke bare mein puche hai !

Dimag mein pollution bhargo mhare toh !

Beta : 4 baj gaye lekin Party abhi baki hai !

Baapu : Bawlipoonch, Party kare hai ki Jaagraan ?? Ghara aa karau tanne party !

Bapu to 4 year old son: beta 5 ke baad ke aave hai??
Beta:6,7
Bapu: baah!! boht hi hoshiyar hai mharo choro, baake baad?
Beta: 8,9,10
Bapu: are wah!!….. phir??
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Beta: Gulla, rani, badshah ..

Kaamal ko Nakhro tharo…. Gajab ko Tharo style he…..
SMS karvaka Lakhan koni…Aur hath me Pakdio Mobile
he!!!

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Marwadi Lady: Dr Saab Pet Ghano Dukhe Hai
Doctor- ENO Liyo ??????????????
Lady- ENO B Liyo, Uno B liyo, ne Baju WaLa Ro B Liyo;
Par “koi Koyi Farak nahi padyo”

Kalu kalu ‘k bapu’
Zardo khayo ‘na bapu’
Jhoot bole ‘na bapu’
Mundo khol ‘aa thu aa thu

Conductor: Baccha ka ticket

Rajasthani lady: iko bi lagego k? Yo to abhi BOBO chuse hai

Conductor: BOBO to iko baap bhi chuse hai ..tu uke bhi free me bithau ka

Marwari- Bhagwan tu manne 100 rupya dego to 50 thanne chadhaunga.
Thodi dur pachhe 50 rupya milya.
Marwari- itho bhi bharoso koni tho mhare pe, pahele hi 50 Rupya kaat liya…

Aaj kal man kar ro hai ki me thane
kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne
Ek

k

ki

kis

kiss

kissa sunau thanedaar ka ………..

One person to a sadhu –
Guruji meri bibi mene bahut perehsan kare, koye upay batao.
Sadhu ji :- bola re bawala agar iko koi upay hoto tho mein sadhu thodi banto.

Thirsty crow poem in marwadi –
Once upon a cagla,
sitting on dagla,
he was very pyasa,
he saw a matka,
some bhata patka,
little water gatka and fir wapas bhatka.

Kaamal ko Nakhro tharo….Gajab ko Tharo style he…..
SMS karvaka Lakhan koni…Aur hath me Pakdio Mobile he!!!

Marwari: Pados ke ghar se iodex le kar aao
Patni: Woh log nahi denge
Marwari: kitne kanjus hai woh log, jaane do, hamara hi le aao.

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